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Gillum speaks on guns, debt and McConnell

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Can you imagine using the proposed trillion-dollar platinum coin to determine the first possession of the Super Bowl Game?

I suggest the designer create the coin with the likeness of Alfred E. Newman of MAD Magazine fame on the “heads” side, and the “tails” side could be stamped with a portrait of the rear end of a donkey.

If this happens I’m thinking of making a coin of cardboard and declaring a value that would allow me to trade it for a nice place in the south of France.


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