Wednesday, January 16, 2013 at 1:00 am (Updated: January 16, 1:00 am)
Can you imagine using the proposed trillion-dollar platinum coin to determine the first possession of the Super Bowl Game?
I suggest the designer create the coin with the likeness of Alfred E. Newman of MAD Magazine fame on the “heads” side, and the “tails” side could be stamped with a portrait of the rear end of a donkey.
If this happens I’m thinking of making a coin of cardboard and declaring a value that would allow me to trade it for a nice place in the south of France.
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