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IMPRESSIONS by Johnny Teglas

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No, they really don’t have a shot for that

A tough guy … that’s what most of us weekend warriors like to think of ourselves.
Fact of the matter is, we’re all pretty much far from it, as the Boss reminds me quite often.
Just a few days ago, the most wonderful woman on God’s green earth shook “my world.”
“Quit whining!” she ordered.
Weenie that I am, I immediately complied.
Still, I secretly pined inside.
When I awoke and showered before church, I could tell something wasn’t just right.


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