LOOSELEAF LAUREATE: Laughing at yourself to keep from crying

The other day, a Facebook friend admitted to picking up a TV remote and trying to dial a phone number on it.

As someone who has tried to change the channels with my phone, I could relate.

I’ve also pointed my remote car key at the TV to turn it on. I’ve even distractedly pointed it at the house to lock or unlock the carport door.

It seems that while we (and by we, I mean people older than the age of 35) embrace new technology, we aren’t quite the whiz kids with it that many in the younger generations are.

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